Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Having more fun folding gum wrappers than paying attention to a meeting
Mouthing “Fucking bitch!” with HR behind me
Afternoon randomness.
Tossing my phone from one hand to the other when I butter fingers one of the tosses.
Normally I’d scream like a little girl and yell out a stream of obscenities but with our HR business partner standing right behind me my brain took over and prevented the vocal chords from functioning.
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Dragon by Michael Perrotta [tumblr]
That……..That is actually very cute](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38zreaMSy1rtx16mo1_500.jpg)
When the wall begins to crumble
The smallest thing that others do will irk you.
Yelling at people non traffic for not signaling.
Taking lunch at 2PM.
The feeling that everything is your fault and now you have to quickly pick it all up. Now fix it. Now make it better. Why did it break? Hurry.
Slow your breathing. Breathing fast isn’t good.
Should’ve left for Seattle when you had that opportunity. Got too comfy.
Need help with that wall? Just build another to hide it.
:[ True dat
(Source: amandaonwriting)
i made a pizza king crown a couple of weeks go
its still sitting in my room somewhere
I really want someone who advocates against gun control to balance the scales for me, to go ahead and try to explain to me why the inconvenience suffered by gun owners and prospective gun owners under much tighter restrictions on the purchase of guns and ammunition outweighs the death of children in their classrooms, a place where they’re not just supposed to be safe, but to thrive
Alyssa Rosenberg (via wilwheaton)
