Tossing my phone from one hand to the other when I butter fingers one of the tosses.
Normally I’d scream like a little girl and yell out a stream of obscenities but with our HR business partner standing right behind me my brain took over and prevented the vocal chords from functioning.
The smallest thing that others do will irk you.
Yelling at people non traffic for not signaling.
Taking lunch at 2PM.
The feeling that everything is your fault and now you have to quickly pick it all up. Now fix it. Now make it better. Why did it break? Hurry.
Slow your breathing. Breathing fast isn’t good.
Should’ve left for Seattle when you had that opportunity. Got too comfy.
Need help with that wall? Just build another to hide it.